What’s more embarrassing about this story from the Daily Mail website…?
…the fact that it’s essentially about some woman you’ve never heard of dropping a shopping bag…?
…or the fact that the imperilled fruit actually turned out to be a watermelon, and not a mango at all?
As “Ia G” from London says:
Erm…the sidebar caption refers to the rescue of a mango…but where are the pictures of this? You can’t entice readers with such a ‘scoop’ but fail to deliver the full story of this catastrophic event! I need to know whar happened to the mango DM!!!!
(Hat-tip to Foster Congrave.)
Where you been all this time?