Featured in the “So what?” box right now: MAN LOOKS OLDER THAN HE DID 33 YEARS AGO:

Who would have known?
By the way, does anyone have any photos of Paul Dacre, the Daily Mail’s editor, from 30 years ago? Perhaps we could compare it with a more recent photo and squeeze a 500-word article out of it.
UPDATE: Thanks to Santasmonkey for tracking down this 30-year-old photo of Dacre, sitting a few places away from the Sex Pistols’ Sid Vicious.

I don’t have the patience to type a 500-word article, but here’s what Mr Dacre looks like now; I’ll leave it to your imaginations:

Yes, from 33 years ago: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2011/mar/23/paul-dacre-sid-vicious
Haha, that's fantastic!
But why is Scroobius Pip there too?
Look at Dacre! Hair greyer and everything! You couldn't make it up.
Sid Vicious doesn't look that great these days either.
I think the odd one out is Sid Vicious – he's the only one who is still current and recognises a newspaper when he sees one.
It turns out other people get older too! This is real news!
It turns out other people get older too – this is real news!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1372171/What-earth-happened-Luke-Skywalker-The-Force-longer-Mark-Hamill.html